MONICA: No fair. I don’t even have one. How come they get two?
CHANDLER: You’ll get one.
MONICA: Oh, yeah? When?
once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
BUT NIALL TRIES TO CATCH HIM AND THEN HE JUST FALLS ON TOP OF HIM I CNAT BERATH E
Ahaha, this is amazing!
do you think god sometimes looks at us and he goes like “why do you hate yourself i worked so hard on you why can’t you see how beautiful you turned out???”
You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.
You know what that means?
this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen